31 Oct 2011

I'll be Siri, the iPhone assistant, for Halloween this year

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This took a lot of planning, a lot of random purchases, and some artisitic frustration.  But I'm pretty happy with the result.  I'm planning on wearing all black tomorrow, long sleeves and black shoes, to help the buttons stand out more.  Extra bonus, New Balance shoes, because that is what the creator wore.  And glow bracelets, necklace at night, to add to the fact that the buttons light up.  And of course, I'll be answering questions.  Ask me anything.  

25 Oct 2011

Why we complain about CEO pay and not Pro Athlete pay.

Athletes are commodities. They generate income for corporations as a product (entertainment) that is sold to consumers (sports fans). Companies invest in these products through the salaries they pay athletes in the same way a company that sells widgets invests in development and marketing. Although the athletes are sentient, and have their own desires and demands, they can be likened in some ways to the Looney Toons in the hit movie, Space Jam. In that movie the toons, and subsequently Michael Jordan, face the possibility of a life of enslavement on Moron Mountain. Because Michael in an act of premeditated (by his managers) benevolence offers to take the toon's place, he engages in a battle for his freedom against the MonStars, who have stolen the basketball prowess of some of the NBAs most storied all-stars. The stakes are high. Should he lose he will be forced to sign autographs, get dunked on, and be caged for the viewers pleasure for the rest of his life. He would be throughly commoditized in a darker way than he is in real life, but the parallels are clear. In both the cartoon fantasy of Swackhammer and his desperate theme park and the world we live in, athletes exist for our pleasure because we derive pleasure from watching and supporting their efforts. Were we uninterested in sports, as a species, we would never represent the demand that the CEOs of large sports franchises seek to fulfill. People don't complain about the salaries of pro athletes because we love our sports, revel in the competitiveness, idolize the practitioners, and aspire to be loved in the same way.

13 Sep 2011

Death Metal Remix of Wheels on the Bus

18 Jul 2011

My Favorite Moment from Harry Potter

On a scale of 1 to Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?  

- Reddit Comment

I think the thing I love most about this is how the internet has memed it.  

 

 

I love, love, love that the filmmakers could add some levity to the ponderous situation the characters found themselves in, having to pick sides between dark and light.  Probably the best part about this was in a way, it made you hate Voldemort even more than before, because he was somehow even LESS human after his attempted hug.  If anyone would have trouble expressing affection, it would be Voldemort.  

On an unrelated note, someone created a dubstep remix of Hedwig's theme.  

 

Harry Potter - Hedwig's Theme (Forekast Remix) -- FREE DOWNLOAD by Forekast

30 Jun 2011

Why do diet sodas cause weight gain?

I've been on a health kick for a little while now.  I'm not a dietician, but I've done a considerable amount of research into what I should and shouldn't be eating in order to get the body I want.  One of the questions that friends ask me is, "why don't you drink diet sodas?"  You hear 'facts' thrown around a lot, stuff like, "Diet soda causes you to gain just as much weight as regular soda, sometimes more because you drink more of it than you would regular soda."  This doesn't seem to make sense.  Diet soda doesn't have any calories!  Isn't that why I can drink 2-4, sometimes 8 cans of diet cola per day?

Unfortunately the fact is right.  Diet sodas do cause you to gain more weight, but its not from the surge of glucose that a can of regular soda gives you.  Diet soda slows your metabolism through a different mechanism.  Think about it this way:  Your body is an incredibly efficient machine.  It balances and rebalances millions of times per day to make sure your blood doesn't get too acidic or alkaline.  Through breathing, the bicarbonate buffer reaction, urination, and other processes your body keeps you alive by taking out the stuff there is too much of and replacing it with the stuff you need.  You need to have a blood pH around 7.4 to stay alive.  Both Alkalosis and Acidosis can be deadly and they are the consequences of an imbalanced body.  Eating highly acidic stuff is more thing your body has to account for.

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But you're thirsty.  So you decide to drink a few cans of diet soda.  It's sweet, and sharp, and bubbly.  You feel pretty good for a while.  How could something so tasty and guiltless be bad?  

Diet soda is full of Phosphic Acid (H3PO4).  This stuff is a caustic polyprotic acid, with a pH roughly around the level of battery acid.  It is highly water soluble, and the soda company dilutes it in bubbly water to give your drink that bite you crave without burning your throat; but the acidity has to be accounted for by your body.  In order to make up for the abundance of protons flying around due to our excessive consumption of acids, the body uses alkaline compound producing minerals.  To combat the Phosphoric Acid, your body has to give up some Iodine.  Actually, a lot of Iodine.  And the thing Iodine is essential for is thyroid function.  I won't get into too much detail about how the thyroid works, but it requires Iodine to control the release of hormones that stimulate your metabolism.  Your metabolism drives your body to burn glucose, breakdown fats, and use up the stuff you eat to make ATP and nutrients and all the other stuff you need to live.  When we drink tons of diet soda, energy drinks, alcohol, and processed foods, we deplete our body of essential iodine because our body is constantly forced to combat the onslaught of acid.  So we stop working properly, and we gain weight.  Couple that with the mentality that drinking a zero calorie beverage gives us license to eat unhealthy foods, and the freedom to drink multiple cans for soda instead of water, and we start to have a big problem that builds day after day after day. 

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I don't want to be the harbinger of bad news.  I know how many of you love your diet drinks, so I'm not saying you need to stop outright, but consider moderation.  If you want to understand why your workouts aren't as effective as they could be, or why, despite your decreased food intake you haven't lost weight, think about how your body is fighting to keep things balanced and needs all the help it can get.  Drink lots of water and whenever you can, eat unprocessed foods.  If your body is working right, you can have the natural, delicious fats in meats and nuts and fish and not gain weight.  Living well doesn't have to be a burden.  

To your continued health!

 

27 Jun 2011

The Grammar was a Lie!

The other day I was talking to my weird neighbor who was weighing in on the importance of grammar.  I tried to feign interest for a while but his heinous disregard for plot structure was neither interesting nor informative.  The dumb heifer continued at his leisure, not attempting to summarize or rein in the scope of the conversation.  I nearly had a seizure standing there.  I was bored to the fiber of my being.  Like a foreign speaker, out of his element, he recited the forfeit creed “I before E except after C.”  Either he thinks his teacher was some kind of deity or a genius, albeit a droll one.  I think he needs to reinterpret his deism.  

 

13 Jun 2011

Akon speaks Urdu: His new song from the movie Ra One

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Chammak Challo is something like...'my dear.'  But more flashy?  Urdu for shawty.  Not bad Akon.  Not bad at all. 

13 Jun 2011

Lebron, Lebron, Lebron. How quickly they forget.

I don't have a comment about tonight's game or the series.  I think Lebron is a tremendous athelete, whether or not he chokes when it matters.  Congrats to the Mavs on being a great team.  

What I want to talk about is a man from North Carolina.  What I do hope is that we can now stop comparing Lebron to Michael Jordan.  He is no Michael Jordan, there is no other Michael Jordan.  No one has ever dominated the game like Michael Jordan.  Even if Miami turns into the dynasty I imagine it will become, and Lebron leads that charge, the force of their dominion will never be as great as what Michael Jordan did for his team.  

Scottie Pippen is on the hook for claiming that Lebron "might be the greatest player to ever play the game."  Sure, Jordan had exactly zero rings at Lebron's age too.  And maybe Lebron will go on to surpass Jordan in total championships.  Maybe he'll even participate in two Olympics and lead his team to two Gold Medals.  Maybe he will be the NBA top scorer AND top defender simultaneously.  But he will never be seen as the single driving force for the creation of a championship team.  Not like what Jordan did for the Bulls.  Lebron is a good player, but shame on you.  How quickly you forget.  

Also, Lebron will never have Space Jam.  No one will ever have SPACE JAM.  

15 May 2011

I Love Journey

Here are pictures of me defending that love in front of a large audience.

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Why do I love Journey?  Listen:

Journey Playlist

That is all. 

15 May 2011

Calvin and Hobbes: The Later Years

You probably already know that I love Calvin and Hobbes.  It was my favorite reading material growing up, and Calvin was the fictional character I could most relate to.  Lost in his imagination, always getting into trouble.  I know I'm not the only one, there are millions of people out there who feel the same way.  We were all crushed when Bill Watterson decided he had said all he intended to through Calvin and retired.  But the imagination that we related to was real, and it never went away.  Some people have started to translate that into new art, trying to channel the spirit of Calvin into characters that feel true.  Some people have done this very well, some...not so well.  At Pantsareoverrated.com they're doing something magical, with a three comic series on Calvin's daughter, Bacon (Francis Bacon, get it?).  The comic feels true, like this is what was supposed to happen.  There are some missing links, and others have tried to fill those gaps, but I'm going to leave those out of this series because they don't feel authentic.  Here is the propsed timeline, in order from old to new:

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And this is that missing link I was referring to, but I still don't feel it makes sense; Calvin would never ignore his imagination, he would pass it on in a more meaningful way.  Another where in a depressing twist Calvin loses his imagination to chemical influence. Pantsareoverrated has promised one more comic in this series, I'll update this when it gets posted.  Enjoy!

Note: To view comics full screen click on the four arrows pointing away from each other icon in the lower right hand corner of the image.  You'll probably have to X out to be able to read the pantsareoverrated comics since they are longform. 

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